Are You The One .......

everyone was waiting for the "today" newpapers to arrive in the morning. and when it arrives, are you the one who lifts up the first stack of newspaper and take the second one?

why? the first stack got bird/pig/cow/veggie flu is it? what? the first stack colour printing not that fantastic is it? why? the delivery man dig his nose and left his dirt on the first stack is it?

..... life up the first magazine on the shelf and take the second one?

what? first magazine got no naked women is it? what? the seller brought the first stack home and "M" first then bring back and sell is it?

..... shake the lychee can to hear if you can hear any sound of the water?

people believe that if you shake a can of eg, lychee and if it doesn't have any sound means it's full of water and lychee. if it is not, it means the manufacturer did not fill it full. so? you need to shake how many cans of lychee then you can hear one without any sounds? all on the shelves?

i can understand it people start choosing cans of fruits to prevent from taking one that is dented. but shaking it? huh? do you really need to be so kiasu?

when you saw a dress that you liked and asked the sales person if there's a new piece for it and she told you "all the stocks are display out." are you the one who put back the one you tried and take another piece because you stretched the one that you tried so hard?

oh, so, now what? you assume the one on displaying is perfect? no one has tried one it? and leaving the one that you PULLed back at display? so nice of you.

..... open the cover of ben&jerry ice cream in NTUC to try the flavour and then, when it does not suits your taste, you put it back?

thanks to those ill-breed aunties. your son or grandson is doing the same thing!

...... take the the shampoo at the back of the shelf, instead if the first one?

why? what's wrong with the first bottle? people use before is it? okay, maybe you say, people will open the first bottle or the bottles placing in front to smell the frangance of the shampoo before buying. so, the frangance will fade away after opening is it? not as much form as a new bottle will produce? not as effective as the first bottle is it?

and you, reading this, are you guilty, NOW?