Are You The One .......

everyone was waiting for the "today" newpapers to arrive in the morning. and when it arrives, are you the one who lifts up the first stack of newspaper and take the second one?

why? the first stack got bird/pig/cow/veggie flu is it? what? the first stack colour printing not that fantastic is it? why? the delivery man dig his nose and left his dirt on the first stack is it?

..... life up the first magazine on the shelf and take the second one?

what? first magazine got no naked women is it? what? the seller brought the first stack home and "M" first then bring back and sell is it?

..... shake the lychee can to hear if you can hear any sound of the water?

people believe that if you shake a can of eg, lychee and if it doesn't have any sound means it's full of water and lychee. if it is not, it means the manufacturer did not fill it full. so? you need to shake how many cans of lychee then you can hear one without any sounds? all on the shelves?

i can understand it people start choosing cans of fruits to prevent from taking one that is dented. but shaking it? huh? do you really need to be so kiasu?

when you saw a dress that you liked and asked the sales person if there's a new piece for it and she told you "all the stocks are display out." are you the one who put back the one you tried and take another piece because you stretched the one that you tried so hard?

oh, so, now what? you assume the one on displaying is perfect? no one has tried one it? and leaving the one that you PULLed back at display? so nice of you.

..... open the cover of ben&jerry ice cream in NTUC to try the flavour and then, when it does not suits your taste, you put it back?

thanks to those ill-breed aunties. your son or grandson is doing the same thing!

...... take the the shampoo at the back of the shelf, instead if the first one?

why? what's wrong with the first bottle? people use before is it? okay, maybe you say, people will open the first bottle or the bottles placing in front to smell the frangance of the shampoo before buying. so, the frangance will fade away after opening is it? not as much form as a new bottle will produce? not as effective as the first bottle is it?

and you, reading this, are you guilty, NOW?

i'm si bei worried now. seriously.

'cause i told my bf that the new iphone will launch this coming june, smaller in size, extra camera AND CAN FORWARD MSG LOR! gonna be the best phone! which was what the IT guy in office has told everyone, "don't get the old iphone, the new iphone will be out this june, WAIT!"

i ain't sure if he was playing a prunk on us or what, but i choose to believe him, 'cause he is the IT guy what! confirm get information faster than the modern us, right?

i shouldn't have told bf about this.....

i went to google on the new iphone 2009, but nothing came out about launching it in SG. only the old one which is 2008.

here comes the worst part.

BF WENT TO TELL HIS CAMP MATES AND HIS OFFICERS!!!!! AND ALL OF THEM LISTENED TO HIM AND ARE WAITING FOR THE NEW IPHONE!!!

siao liao lor. what if the IT guy seriously bullshitted to me? siao liao lor, what if the iphone doesn't even come.

but ain't my fault that he went to tell everyone right? NO?

i didn't ask him to spread what. i only told him and only him. i might be bullshitting to him too.

and he spreads. WAHAHAHHAA! he would be a clown if the new iphone doesn't comes here.

then again, when he told them, he said this, "MY GIRLFRIEND said, got new iphone, will be out this june."

siao liao lor. got my name. i don't wanna be a clown.

Cupid

she: be smart in love.

he: love isn't smart. love is stupid.

she: love at first sight is a myth. love is built with share interests, mutual respects and friendship. it is a thing that can't possibly establish in a couple of days or a long 20 min.

he: no, love is passion; heat, chemistry and sex.

she: no, love is what's left after when the heat and passion die or fate away.

Love & Like?

你能分清楚爱和喜欢吗？

喜歡和愛咫尺千里。

當你喜歡一個人時，你想和他在一起，因為他會帶給你快樂；

離開後，你會想念，想著想著就會笑，然後繼續你平靜的生活，並期待著與他再一次重逢。

當你愛一個人時，你想和他在一起，那是一種牽腸掛肚的捨不得，怕他受委屈，怕他不能好好照顧自己；

離開後，你也會想念，想著想著歎一口氣，'不知他現在過的怎樣？'

然後你繼續你平靜的生活，希望他早日回到你身邊。

你喜歡的人在你眼中是天使，無所不能，他總會滿足你的任性的要求。

你愛的人在你眼中是孩子，傻傻的，你不期望他做出什麼'好事'來，只一味縱容他那些讓人哭笑不得的舉動。

你會希望你喜歡的人陪著你，然而你心中想的可能是你愛的人；

你會希望陪在你愛的人身邊，看他在你面前睡得如此安逸甜美毫不設防的樣子，你會微笑，會覺得好幸福。

你喜歡的人傷害了你，你會生氣，並且一定要讓他哄著騙著逗你笑你才原諒他；

你愛的人傷害了你，你只會獨自傷心，因為你怕對他大吼大叫會嚇著他，你憂傷地微笑著，看著他的眼睛，

一旦發現他的眼裡流露出歉意和悔恨，你會立即心疼地摟他在懷裡，那一刻，你也是幸福的。

你可以同時喜歡很多人，你會希望和很多人在一起，

但也許很多年後你才發現，原來你愛的就只有那麼一個，

就那麼一個，怎麼都不會變，你以為把他忘記了，其實只是忙的沒空想起而已，

對於你喜歡的人，你關注的是他的優點；

對於你愛的人，你關注的是他的缺點，並且，那些缺點如果無關原則的話，它們在你眼裡是可愛的，獨一無二的。

喜歡和愛其實只有一紙之隔，任何愛都從喜歡開始，當有天你突然發現，你喜歡的那個人在你眼中不再完美，

而他的瑕疵正如月中的桂影一般讓你更加依依不捨，你會覺得與他光彩照人的一面相比，

你更願意看他在你面前無助的表情，不知道是不是應該祝賀你，總之，你的感情昇華了




仰慕不是愛，甚至不是喜歡，當你對一個人只有仰慕之情時，你們在一起便失去了和諧。

有人說愛一個人很累，的確是，因為你想為他承擔，可是愛與喜歡相比最大的魅力就在於，

當你和愛的人在一起時，你的感覺就像回家了！

Back At Square One, Again.

back to sunday.

no more playing of popiah, vampires, clapping, sissor, paper, stone and small space till next friday when he is out. can't imagine i'm gonna have this kind of life for the next 5 months. gone. i had him for almost everyday for the past year, now, it's time for me to adapt and change my mindset of having him there everyday.

i never though this will happen to me. i thought i was lucky to be with him after his btm or whatsoever days. like booking out only on fridays. i never thought this will happen to me at all. i hate this and that's why i never chose a boyfriend who is enlisting. hate the feeling of getting so fed up.

prolly, everyone should experience this once. i mean once. not more. just hope that this next 5 months can past faster and we can start to plan.......

it was a terrible weekend for us. because he was fed up with the photos i took at timbre. yea, like what you will be thinking, what the hell is wrong with all those pictures. NO? look carefully, i'm sitting beside my guy friend.

knn. you say i wanna slap him not. also not say i touch KG in all the pictures or i lie on him or sit on his lap what. what's more, KG is like a girl to us la.

then, it was due to the dreadful weather to cause both of us to be so tempered.

just wonder, how on earth can the both of us collide at times. both of us have serious fucked up attitude.

i can understand why he react to the photos. it's not that i'm not understanding. he is in there from monday till friday and doesn't know what i'm doing outside, eg, betraying him and going out with guys and so on. i don't mind being questioned. but i don't see the point of making a big fuss about it. i gave him so much assurance. but i just don't understand why was it still not enough.

come to think about it again. we are still hanging very strong despite so many things that happened. prolly we are of the same and that is why we can understand and accommodate each other. it's like with different gestures or facial expressions or tone of the voices, we how the other party feels and if one is sad, what we are supposed to do to make her/him happy. maybe aquarius and aquarius can be together.

anyway, hope next week isn't the same anymore.

but he make me very happy today 'cause he told the bike shop uncle "YA!"

TGIF!

this was the best we ever had.

we had Timbre for dinner. i was pretty excited to see the place but was a disappointment. it is not air conditioned. services was fucked up. making us seen as though we really use a lot of tissues there. they was indirectly forcing us to finish our food as soon as possible.

LOUSY PLACE!

then again, despit the sweats and long walks, we, 5 ladies had a fantastic night taking pictures, talking about topics as though they are forever.

glad the bond we had is still there.

everyone grew up. now, J drives her dad's car around. can't imagine a lil sis, who used to be so blur could drive a honda accord. i was stunted, amazed.

niffer was unhappy cause we forgot to tell her that we went to watch 17 again before meeting up with them. but the problem here is, we totally forget that we watched a movie. i only remembered me going far east to get my pants and eating non-stop. prolly it's cause we ate to much and sweat too much and that's why. good that things are okay now, and we will be meeting again next thursday for K session.

can't wait for next week. will be meeting ah kang on monday, guess the rest of the gang will be coming too. then, thursday for k session. damn,

anybody wanna book me on tuesday, wednesday and friday afternoon?

oh yea, we headed to gloria jean's for coffee and all coffee were priced at 3 bucks from don't know what time till 7pm. ain't that cool.

and tomorrow, i'll be opening another bank account. still deciding on UOB or OCBC. i need to save my money now! i'm spending like never. did you watch Confession of a Shopaholic? you know, i somewhat exactly like her. the good thing is, i don't have a credit card. safe zone still.

IT'S FRIDAY TOMORROW! friday was never been so great at all for me eversince i left MDIS. i worked non-stop, no long holidays. now, i having 15 days of holidays and it is making me panic. 'cause i totally don't feel like going back to work. i just hope i can stay at home, shake my leg, stretch my hand out for money from my parents like those secondary school days.

then again, i feel so shameful using my parents money. i have been using my money for almost 2 years. god damn 2 years. never did i reach my hands out for money from them, except for my medical bills, if i were to pay myself, i can eat grass the rest of the whole month.

no money means no shopping. no good food. so, i must work no matter what. i must save for my post-graduation trip myself to maybe HK or China.

SO I MUST WORK DAMN HARD. CLOSE MORE CASES AGAIN!

TGIF! i can see my boyfriend tomorrow. you see, he has been overseas for training and finally i get to see him tomorrow! haven't been seeing him for almost half a month man! no more single laxi life.

this irriate the shit outta my mind. damn.

a quickie

i got sacked last week and got a job within a minute after i got sacked. i wasn't sure if i was sacked too. it seemed that we had a talk and i decided to leave. i don't wanna be a burden to the both of them. they are like paying me every month for doing nothing eversince the curve of property went downwards.

it was so difficult for me to say those words out: okay, then i stop working.

i got chocked with the words. my face turned so sour.

i didn't want to leave at all!

i miss the people there. i love the place, i love the people. its a year of love over there. the kind of relationship i have with all the people there. it was amazing. it was beautiful. it was way too fun to be working there. how could one ever leave? its a place, a place filled with laughters, joys, madness, fun and laughters, joys, madness, fun that kept repeating for this past one year.

i never left despite the different offers i had for the same job. because i was sure that no other place could be any better.

the most saddening thaing was, i didn't even bade good-bye to anyone there. i didn't even had a chance. well, i told myself, its okay, anyway, i will be back end of the year. its just a couple of month more and more on with LKK for the time being.

one thing i'm happy about is that bf supported me going back to LKK, though he totally resent him due to previous problems. bf really impress/amaze me at times with his thinking. i was so afraid to tell him that i'm back with LKK. he might be shouting at me through the phone. well, all he told me was to go ahead and i must not flirt with LKK. (who the hell will? maybe pie?)

back to place.

i have a confession to make: i've got a shopaholic boyfriend. yea, you will never believe this.

i can't wait for next month. when my pay and commission get in and bf gets his pay. i was shocked when he told me that he wanna get an LV wallet for me next month! then again, i told him, agnes b can already. 'cause i don't see any wallet from LV that i like. i saw the red agnes b one. it is just so so cute cause its red. since its just $215 i think, so i have balance $500+ to shop. sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

then, i can buy new helmet. 'cause i always throw mine when i'm angry. oh, not only me, he too.

then, he can open one bottle at thai disco 2. so i don't have to drink beeeeeeeeeeeeer. talking about beer, just last week, the both of us drank 2 jugs of beer. thai disco and thai disco 2 respectively. ended up, we were more "seh" than the pervious week. we headed home after the both of us almost slept at thai disco 2.

anyhow, i guess we will hardly go golden mile anymore since pay is fat next month. he said we could head to better places. so we can drink, relax and dance. like those days i used to have. a relaxing weekends.

can't wait for next month!!!!!!! coach!

What Goes Around Comes Around

do you believe in karma? well, i do and completely believe in it.

because i had mine. i always have. since then. it can't be conincidents. it can't be that i'm thinking too much. i watch people receiving their punishments for their wrongdoings. serve them right.

let's not talk about what i did. let's talk about how i see people receive their punishment unwillingly.

he appeared to be such a nice man, good boss, always mixing around his employees. everyone thought he was a good boss or person. yet, he stole the company's money and ran away. this happened early this year. guess what now, this "good" person that used to be in everyone's eyes has even had stroke. he couldn't move anymore, i guess. now, so what if he has a million in his bank now?

as an agent, people do undercutting. sometimes, it might not be what we wanted. its just that our buyer have a love at first sight with the house, yet, the seller's agent didn't wanna co-broke. we got no choice, but to go straight to the owner and tell them our situation. ended up, the initial seller's agent was sacked by the seller and we got the deal. full of happiness indeed. it's a more than 10k deal.

but in this line, many should have understand that by doing so, there is a price to pay. no matter how hard you tried to prevent it, the same situation will happen. this time, you are being undercut.

it's a job, with a job scope of no. 1 good skills in lying. i can lie my tongue out, my ass out, but i paid for what i did at the end of the year. (now, it seriously makes me thing that i should go for some donations and prayers.) bosses always go clear their sins without me. prolly they think they sined more that i did. that's true anyway.

what goes around comes around.

like boyfriend, whenever he bullies me. or we quarrel and he doesn't wanna give in to me. he will have his karma. he will happen to see ghost out of a sudden. his applications will be delay. he can't find any jobs. he can't find his things or he lost them and so on. it's like a minor karma for him. but the thing is that whenever he stops quarrelling with me for about a week, there would be people calling him for job interviews and applications successfully completed. though it sounded like a coincident kind of thing, i thought so too initially, but after many experiments, it's his karma for bullying me.

i used to have this thought that if a guy i know for 2 days dated me out and i reject him, in future, if i were to ask any guy that i liked out, they will NEVER EVER go out with me at all, and giving me excuses like how i do it.

they said the bad guy will accept their punishments. then, what about the good ones?

what have the done to suffer the same as the bads?

i got to know a colleague for a year. he has always be a nice man. full of jokes to crack. makes my day at all times. but why has everything has to befall on him?

i cried when i know about it. i lost my mood. i wanted to rush to see him. 6 more months. i hate that.

might be cause of the shadow that has still been left behind by her 3 years ago that still has a huge impact on me.

then again, people live to die, big bully told me. he told me in a very carefree manner which pisses me off. he didn't know how things was 3 years back and how it has always been living in me. seeing me getting helplessly, i guess, without me saying, he knows it.

he has the abilty to understand me. as if he has the keys to open up my brain and to see what i'm picturing in my head. at times, i just hate him for understanding me, then again, if he acts as if he didn't care, i got so pissed off.

you've got to pay a price of everything you do. make sure nobody gets hurt.

I Want Nobody Nobody But You!

we had so many things to do. so many things to talk about. yet, we gave up on movies and headed to thai disco for 1 jug of beer. it was only the both of us, hanging in such places, in a world of our own. listening to the live band and sway along with the rhythm. talking and teasing each other. and we laughed happily. we had fun.

prolly the both of us were really lousy drink. we ended up feeling very "seh". as usual, i talk my nonsense again. and his face was all time red and he had was full of ideas. ha. we were still very pro, 'cause we even went to mustafa to shop before we head back home.

can't wait for next week drinking for the both us again, or maybe with the rest. wondering where will he be bringing me to again. but i must say, i don't want beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer. I WANT MARTELL! okay?

i decided to give up on those NRWZD facial products and carry on with the whole range of Laneige products. it's been 6 months since i use Langeige products and they never disappoint me at all. i can never survive without their water bank hydro gel. it's awesome!

yea, NRWZD has the almost similar product but i just can't trust Shills. the red wine mask was total horrible. it's a fake. as in the one i ordered. i don't even see any Shills brand on the bottle or package itself.

clinique product is good. VERY good for sensitive skins. OH RIGHT! it's terrible. i spend almost 300 plus on clinique and never had i once finish any of their products. they just stood on the shelves and turn yellowish-brown.

i think, asians should never get the american branded products. e.g, chanel, dior, estee lauder and lancome. this is so as the products are cater to the american facial conditions. as we, our facial condition is totally different from them. our weather is a terror.

it seriously makes my wonder why on earth will anybody want to come to singapore. WHY? the weather is a jerk. there's nothing nice here. sentosa is full of mosquitoes. bird parks to see birds? what's so nice about birds? the public toilet are toilets that one should never go. we don't have any fascinating things or places of interests. why on earth will anyone come here and suffer?

if you're telling me that people are coming in in the year 2011. i'll keep mum. we will have our fantastic sentosa that will drive the whole world crazy. then, ended up with fights, murders, divorces, debts, kidnapping and of course, a rise in customers in the quit-gambling help community. obviously, singapore will be making a lot of money by then, give us singapore a good life. maybe easing on EPRs and COEs.

(according to ura, my prediction)
then, sad to say, 2012, the market will be down again. might be due to SARS, might also be due to bird flu. prolly another infection worldwide. or maybe another market downturn. i don't know. all i can predict is that, something big will happen again, as huge impact as SARS will appear. then, ended up with more fights, murders, divorces, debts, kidnapping etc.

SO, it's better to save up every single cents you have now till 2012. by then, when the whole world is in a mess, that's the time for you to get your really really cheap house. then, when everything is settled, it's time to sell at high price. that's profit.

ladies and gentleman, if you're looking for a house, don't forget to look for me. leave me a tag or e-mail me.
HA!

it's friday tomorrow and that asshole is gonna get it from me for behaving like a jerk today.

he made me uber sad. that i couldn't sleep early for nights. worries over worries.

then, he made me totally fangry for lying to me. and it was his mum who told me the truth! then, i called him,

"you better come back now! i'm gonna slap you!"

as usual, his pathetic reply is always the same, "FOR WHAT????????"

ya, for what, he lied to me as if it wasn't a lie at all. how nice. he can bleedy shit keep it from me for the pass few days. even when he was home, i asked him what did he not told me yet he still denied.

men. always lie and to cover up. ended up a story that doesn't even linked at all.

so dumb.

YET, SO CUTE!

BECAUSE HE WAS GOING TO GIVE ME SURPRISE YET HIS MUM SPOKE UP BEFORE HE DID!!!!

and i'm always the one who spoilt his plan. damn. blame it on me now.

NO MORE SURPRISE NOW!