How to Secretly Ruin Someone's Life

Step 1: Feign Intimacy

Report the Bitch's vehicle stolen so they get pulled over the next time a cop sees them.If you don't know the Bitch intimately, become close. Work your way up from being acquaintances to best buddies, fuck buddies, or lovers. If possible, don't reveal your malevolent intentions to anyone. You want your close friendship or relationship with the Bitch to be as believable as possible. But don't be an idiot and fall for the ruse yourself, like the classic spy movie twist where the chick sleeps with her target then falls in love and fucks up the mission. Don't do that.

Step 2: Initiate Reconnaissance

This step is the most crucial in the plan, because without certain information, it will be very difficult to go about anything in Step 3. Luckily, with free public records search engines, such as ZabaSearch and Intelius, it's easy to find a lot of information about anyone with only a name or phone number. You can also go old school and Google the Bitch's name, instant messenger handle, or email address to dig up information, sketchy associations (for instance, a profile on TransgenderSwingers.com), pictures, and anything else that could come in handy later.

Another resource you can use is your local sheriff's office website, where you can search arrest and jail records for the Bitch's name. If they have ever been booked by that county, you can see all the details, from the time of arrest to all prior offenses. Most people don't have any arrests to hide, but if they do then you've hit the jackpot.

Step 3: Execute Vendetta

On to the fun part. Don't be surprised if you feel the uncontrollable urge to let out sardonic, maniacal laughing. MUHAHAHA.

I'll offer some ideas here, but be creative! Bonus points for originality! For some of these ideas, you'll need to start another email account that cannot be linked to you. If you're really paranoid or are doing something that could be found to be a breach of privacy (like posting naked pictures without consent to post them) use a public access computer so the IP address can't be traced back to you.

• Make a Facebook profile with the profile picture set to an indecent shot of the Bitch, then add all of their friends.

• Post a Craigslist ad under "men seeking men" (for a straight guy)—or something equally embarrassing for any other gender/orientation—so the Bitch will receive a steady flow of colorful calls/texts/instant messages from friendly locals looking to have a good time. (You have to be careful with this one though, because you can't impersonate anyone by using his/her name or contact information on the actual Craigslist posting.)

• Make reservations for a cab or limo for a pickup at ungodly hours of the morning or night on days you know the Bitch has off from work and will be home. (The only possible problem with this is that most taxi services will call in advance to confirm a reservation.)

• If you have access to the Bitch's voicemail, change the greeting to something inappropriate...like a phone sex operator recording. This site has some funny recorded greetings.

• [SCIENTOLOGY] If the Bitch shares a mailbox with a roommate, request that literature from the Church of Scientology and sex toy catalogs be sent to their address in Bitch's name.

• If you have access to their phone provider and account, change the password, then jack up the phone bill with added services.

• Report the Bitch's vehicle stolen so they get pulled over the next time a cop sees them driving around (have the license plate and vehicle description ready).

• Subscribe to spammers with the Bitch's email address.

• Send dirt (pictures, arrest record, etc.) to the Bitch's parents or other family members if you can find their mailing address or email address.

• Pretend to be a customer where the Bitch works, then complain to the manager or file a formal complaint.

Step 4: Maintain Anonymity

After a few days (or hours), the Bitch will most likely contact you, kindly requesting that you cease the tormenting. You may be tempted to give a quick-witted rebuttal, something to the effect of, "You had it coming," but refrain. Whatever you do, don't say anything that could be construed as admission of guilt. The best response: "I have no idea what you're talking about." End of conversation. Then continue to watch as the Bitch squirms in discomfort and humiliation.

Step 5: Move On

Don't let the Bitch's memory taint the quality of your life. After successfully carrying out the above steps, let it go, and move on with your life. Whoever the Bitch is, nothing will hurt them more than to see that you really don't give a shit about them, that you have moved on and found success in your job, relationship, school, or new friendships.

If the Bitch was in your circle of friends before, exclude them from things you do together or refuse to acknowledge the Bitch when you're out with your friends. If the Bitch was an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend, go on dates with other people in very public places or tell your friends how much better your new partner is in bed than that last guy/girl...what was their name?

It's best just to play nice, as a general rule, but when someone fucks you over, there's nothing more pathetic than being a sap who sits at home and cries about it. Don't take people's shit, but at the same time, don't start World War III over nothing. Ever the advocate of peaceful resistance, I will end with this: sometimes the best solution is to simply say, "Fuck you, cunnilingus mother fucking dickhole," and walk away...just walk away.

via How to Secretly Ruin Someone's Life

i got lots of secret and i listed most in my iphone.

I LIKE THIS!

Don't think. Don't fucking think. Because when you think you realise how fucked up everything really is. You realise you don't know where you get where you are you don't know where you're going and you don't know what to do anymore.

Who says we need a car!

Men & Women (FROM QUEK)

Promise yourself to be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind. Look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true. Think only of the best, work only for the best, and expect only the best. Forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future. Give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to criticize others. Live in the faith that the whole world is on your side so long as you are true to the best that is in you.

Ah beng's flyers that make you laugh your ass off. Such a disgrace.

Dearest Seller, my husband is Singaporean, i am hongkong "PR" getting married soon. Becos i always travel, i must buy a flat/apt near my parents. I can pay CASH $10,000-$60,000 above value and buying FULL CASH$$$. Or if you know anyone want to sell, call me - pay $1,000 referal fees 96722061 Ms Leo (No Agt)

1) near my parents - telling sellers that they got grant.
2) pay cash above value
3) full cash - if you're paying full cash, you don't have to care the cash abv value.
4) referral fees - no buyer will give referral fee. stupid or what.
5) no agt - this is so stupid.

OH SO STUPID. wonder people are saying that agt have no standard because of such losers in this line.


next,

Due to my seller suddenly refused to sell his flat to us and we had already sold our flat. we are now VERY URGENTLY looking to buy another unit in your estate. we are willing to pay cash $15k-$45k for the right unit. pls call us if you have intention to sell your unit. MR/MRS TAN

1) english sucks
2) cap lock for very urgently is crap
3) pay cash $15k-$45k for the right unit - nonsense, buyer will only say our budget is up to $45k.

OH MY GOD!

see. _|_ morning with light makeup done by myself and sleepless night plus a little hangover from few hours ago of partying still fucking look better than that thick makeup by makeup artist.

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_|_ nb! was sharing this interesting piece with winson and kenneth yet ended up got "mouth stuck organ." nehneh. they even when to tell boss la. boss say i become so yellow now after 5 months of not seeing me and they should no longer call me xiaomei!

NEXT TIME GOT INTERESTING THINGS DON'T SHARE ALREADY! nehneh.

I keep thinking of how much I love talking to you, how good you look when you smile, and how much I love your laugh. I daydream about you every moment, replaying pieces of our conversation, laughing at funny things that you said or did. I’ve memorized your face and the way that you look at me. I catch myself smiling again at what I imagine. I can’t wait to see you again and I wonder what will happen the next time we are together. I really hope you know how much I cherish the time that we get to spend together.

i have to admit that as a girl, i'm very rough. i'm not those type who is those typical dumb girls. acting sweet and cute and stuffs. i'm rough and this is me. there are times which ho couldn't take it with the words i used. i behave like a guy in front of him openly.

like i said, if i'm in a relationship with someone, i wouldn't wanna be a fake. a fake is being a sweet girl. patient one. dumb one. AND THE VERY GOOD TEMPER AND ATTITUDE ONE. NO! not me. why have to pretend when eventually both will see the true colours of each other. wouldn't that be wasting of time.

on the first few dates i have with ho, i have already showed him the true side of me. in fact i'm very open and comfortable with him because to me, he is any other guy in the club who dates me out the next day after knowing me. which of all, i don't give a damn. i don't have to pay a single shit on a date. hence, since ho doesn't mind me being so rough and still insisting that he loves me, a took half a year to figure that since he still cling onto me despite me being the "18-19 year old" me, so why not i give it a try.

being with ho makes me realise how much i changed after meeting him. but sadly, it took me to realise that the 18-19 year old me was such a slut whom i don't even wanna think of it anymore. my life was never a good one to be frank. meeting ho was the best thing i can ever have in my life. when i was young, primary school sucked for me. then, secondary pretty sucked too. well, mdis was a fab one to be true. i meant school days. weekends i'm a different one. if i haven't been hitting the clubs every fri and sat, 18-19 year old would have make a great one with the cliques around me.

some people might see me as the "ah-lian" while some see the innocent part of me. it was when many people told me about myself, i realise that i have different faces. like a split personality. i can role play different roles. which scares me when i think about it. i don't know who am i now. among all the different personality i have, i still prefer the regina who is with ho.

just came back from a chill chill session with bosses and colleagues. first time ever after working for a year and a half, i went to drink with my bosses. initially plan was to go atlantis. ended up, the 2 old man couldn't chiong so went chomp chomp for supper instead.

after work was to bf's place for the unscrewing of his bed. new bed coming this saturday. its good to have bonus. new computer, new bed and soon, new table. his grandman damn cuteeeee. she was on the papers because one of the old man at her block died. the way she told us how she was being interviewed by the reporters were so cuteeee. she was shy. but ho and i keep laughing. she even told us that she called the chinese newspaper to ask them not to put her pictures on the papers. cuteee to max.

work was way toooooooooo relaxing every year at this period of time. but i cracked my brain hard for this week. 'cause bosses decided to do A4 2 slided flyers. they didn't give me any ideas of how the want it to be, all i got was just 2 blank page from photoshop to start of with. but the progress of my work is really exceeding. all i got was the word "PRO" which makes me feel so darn proud of myself for making a flyers which is one of the best you can ever find in pg and sk. bosses gonna print out the flyers by this friday. i'm gonna keep a copy for myself this time round as this flyer is fully done by me with no help.

i had a chat with kelvin dw which was away to good to be true. i learnt alot from him in fact and personally, i know him for 6 months and he has been improve since the day i met him. now, his gross income for the 6 months was 80k. POWER. after talking to him, i have new plans. for bosses and for me. there are times when i feel like being solo but yet something stop me. however, with the motivated talk with kelvin, it really makes me realise alot. WHY WASTE MY KNOWLEDGE? so, now, i'm considering alot of points. if it gonna be successful, mum and dad gonna kill me but will be shutting their mouth later. geehees.

work has been good all this while. its like going to a playground everyday. a year back, it used to be my own playground. now, i have people sharing it with me which mark this place an awesome one to be in. karen told me that before she came back to work, bosses told her that i'm very fun to work with. initially, i disappoint her for a couple of days and later, she realise that what bosses was told her was true. see, i make good entertainment and people will never forget me.

TWO IS BETTER THAN ONE.

I wanna make you smile whenever you’re sad, carry you around when your arthritis is bad. I’ll get your medicine when your tummy aches; build you a fire if the furnace breaks. I’ll miss you, kiss you, give you my coat when you are cold. Need you, feed you, I’ll even let you hold the remote control. So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. All I wanna do is grow old with you.


The Wedding Singer

Enrique:
Go ahead just leave, can’t hold you, you’re free
You take all these things, if they mean so much to you
I gave you your dreams, ’cause you meant the world
So did I deserve to be left here hurt
You think I don’t know you’re out of control
I ended up finding all of this from my boys
Girl, you’re stone cold, you say it ain’t so,
You already know I’m not attached to material

I’d give it all up but I’m takin’ back my love
I’m takin’ back my love, I’m takin’ back my love
I’ve given you too much but I’m takin’ back my love
I’m takin’ back my love, my love, my love, my love
My love..

Ciara:
Yeah
What did I do but give love to you
I’m just confused as I stand here and look at you
From head to feet, all that’s not me
Go ‘head, keep the keys, that’s not what I need from you
You think that you know (I do), you’ve made yourself cold (Oh yeah)
How could you believe them over me, I’m your girl
You’re out of control (So what?), how could you let go (Oh yeah)
Don’t you know I’m not attached to material

Both:
I’d give it all up but I’m takin’ back my love
I’m takin’ back my love, I’m takin’ back my love
I’ve given you too much but I’m takin’ back my love
I’m takin’ back my love, my love, my love, my love

I’d give it all up but I’m takin’ back my love
I’m takin’ back my love, I’m takin’ back my love
I’ve given you too much but I’m takin’ back my love
I’m takin’ back my love, my love, my love, my love

Enrique:
So all this love I give you, take it away, (Unh, uh huh)
Ciara:
You think material’s the reason I came, (Unh, uh huh)
Enrique:
If I had nothing would you want me to stay (Unh, uh huh)
Ciara:
You keep your money, take it all away

I’d give it all up but I’m takin’ back my love
I’m takin’ back my love, I’m takin’ back my love
I’ve given you too much but I’m takin’ back my love
I’m takin’ back my love, my love, my love

I’d give it all up but I’m takin’ back my love
I’m takin’ back my love, I’m takin’ back my love
I’ve given you too much but I’m takin’ back my love
I’m takin’ back my love, my love, my love

I’d give it all up but I’m takin’ back my love
I’m takin’ back my love, I’m takin’ back my love
I’ve given you too much but I’m takin’ back my love
I’m takin’ back my love, my love, my love, my love

Ooh, my love
Ooh, my love

SuperStar

whenever my cousin upload my little niece photo on fb, it never fails me to have the urge to leave my office and cross over the bridge to spend some time with her.

she's really growing very fast. from the tiny little one to crawling around despite the rough flooring and now, walking/pushing you away with huge force. frankly speaking, she really has a lot of strength. i couldn't get hold of her during the wedding when she saw balloons.

AND, look at the pictures above, she's really getting more "HIAO!" nevertheless, cute as ever!

BUT seeing this facial expression of hers makes me wanna pinch her cheek so much. i'm actually wondering if Jamie taught her this expression or she saw it somewhere. she's always copying people! smart little monster!

look at her tiny cute nose! =)

"your iphone plan will be upgraded free with 12GB local data & a $30 cap with no change in your subscription from 9 dec 2009. all this on the network with the best coverage".

FOR WHAT?!!! i barely even use 100mb a month. i would so much prefer if they increase my free sms to a thousand. wanna compete, compete in a better way man. wanna win the iphone war? have better mobile plans!

the loading for videos take a day. FOR WHAT they increase the usage?

-_-"

When the one who loves you said,
"I will Love You Forever...."

Just smile and say,
"Warn Me When Forever Starts To End."

I Wrote It For You

And you asked why people always expected you to smile in photographs. And I told you it was because they hoped that in the future, there would be something to smile about.

its really sad to know that a place where i can leave my beautiful memories, my sad moments and my anger, is no longer a place i can stay put on anymore. i'm have no more freedom. its really sad that the only place is no longer a place anymore.

and the place is here.

and its always that one reason that make me leave. previously, its wasn't that bad, i can find another space for me to flare everything out. to my horror, i can't now. there's no place i can go to now. its scary though.

or maybe i should pretend that this horror has/will not be happening and leave a better life?

but for a better future a head, i should just keep my eyes close. hopefully, neither of the adults get involve. 'cause dad might be very paranoid!

anyway, i should look on a brighter side. this might keep us in a safe position for a loooooong time being. =)

give you this ugly face of mine for the stalk! _|_

ps: don't take picture of me when i'm pulling my undies. take nice pictures. thanks.

When things go wrong as they sometimes will, When the road you're trudging seems all up hill, When the funds are low and the debts are high, And you want to smile, but you have to sigh, When care is pressing you down a bit, Rest if you must, but don't you quit. Life is queer with its twists and turns, As every one of us sometimes learns, And many a failure turns about, When he might have won had he stuck it out. Don't give up though the pace seems slow--You may succeed with another blow, Success is failure turned inside out--The silver tint of the clouds of doubt, And you never can tell how close you are, It may be near when it seems so far; So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit--It's when things seem worst that you must not quit.

A story worth sharing 4 years ago, an accident took my beloved away and very often I wonder, how does my wife, who is now in the heavenly realm, feel right now? She must be feeling extremely sad for leaving a husband who is incapable to taking care of the house and the kid. Cos that is the exact feeling that I have, as I feel that I have failed to provide for the physical and emotional needs of my child, and failed to be the dad and mum for my child.

There was one particular day, when I had an emergency at work. Hence, I had to leave home whilst my child was still sleeping. So thinking that there was still rice leftovers, I hastily cooked an egg and left after informing my sleepy child.

With the double roles, I am often exhausted at work as well as when I am home. So after a long day, I came home, totally drained of all energy. So with just a brief hug and kiss for my child, I went straight into the room, skipping dinner. However, when I jumped into my bed with intention of just having a well-deserved sleep, all I heard and felt was broken porcelain and warm liquid! I flipped open my blanket, and there lies the source of the 'problem'... a broken bowl with instant noodles and a mess on the bedsheet and blanket!

Boy, was I mad! I was so furious that I took a clothes hanger, charged straight at my child who was happily playing with his toy, and give him a good spanking! He merely cried but not asking for mercy, except a short explanation:

"Dad, I was hungry and there wasn't anymore leftover rice. But you were not back yet, hence I wanted to cook some instant noodles. But I remembered you reminding me not to touch or use the gas stove without any adults around, hence I turned on the shower and used the hot water from the bathroom to cook the noodles. One is for you and the other is for me. However, I was afraid that the noodles will turn cold, so I hid it under the blanket to keep it warm till you return. But I forgot to remind! you 'cos I was playing with my toys... I am sorry Dad..."

At that moment, tears were starting to run down my cheeks... but I didn't want my son to see his dad crying so I dashed into the bathroom and cried with the shower head on to mask my cries. After that episode, I went towards my son to give him a tight hug and applied medication on him, while coaxing him to sleep. Then, it was time to clear up the mess on the bed. When every thing was done and well past midnight, I passed my son's room, and saw that he was still crying, not from the pain on his little buttock, but from looking at the photograph of his beloved mummy.

A year has passed since the episode, I have tried, in this period, to focus on giving him both the love of his dad and mum, and to attend to most of his needs. And soon, he is turning seven, and will be graduating from kindergarten. Fortunately, the incident did not leave a lasting impression on his childhood memories and he is still happily growing up.

However, not so long ago, I hit my boy again, with much regret. This time, his kindergarten teacher called, informing me of my son's absence from school. I took off early from work and went home, expecting him to explain. But he wasn't to be found, so I went around our house, calling out his name and eventually found him outside a stationery shop, happily playing computer games.. I was fuming, brought him home and whack the hell out of him. He did not retaliate, except to say, 'I am sorry, Dad'.

But after much probing, I realized that it was a 'Talent Show' organized by his school and the invite is for every student's mummy. And that was the reason for his absence as he has no mummy.....

Few days after the caning, my son came home to tell me, the kindergarten has recently taught him how to read and write. Since then, he has kept to himself and stayed in his room to practise his writing, which I am sure, would make my wife proud, if she was still around 'cos he makes me proud too!

Time passes by very quickly, and soon another year has passed. Its winter, and its Christmas time. Everywhere the Christmas spirit is in every passer-by... Christmas carols and frantic shoppers.... but alas, my son got into another trouble. When I was about to knock off from the day's work, the post office called. Due to the peak season, the post master was also on an edgy mood. He called to tell me that my son has attempted to post several letters with no addressee.

Although I did make a promise never to hit my son again, I couldn't help but to hit him as I feel that this child of mine is really beyond control. Once again, as before, he apologized, "I'm sorry, Dad" and no additional reason to explain. I pushed him towards a corner, went to the post office to collect the letters with no addressee and came home, and angrily questioned my son on his prank, during this time of the year..

His answer, amidst his sobbing, was : The letters were for Mummy.

My eyes grew teary, but I tried to control my emotions and continued to ask him: "But why did you post so many letters, at one time?" My son's reply was: "I have been writing to mummy for a long time, but each time I reach out for the post box, it was too high for me, hence I was not able to post the letters.. But recently, when I went back to the post box, I could reach it and I sent it all at once."

After hearing this, I was lost.. Lost at not knowing what to do, what to say....

I told my son, "Son, mummy is in the heavenly kingdom, so in future, if you have anything to tell her, just burn the letter and it will reach mummy." My son, on hearing this, was much pacified and calm, and soon after, he was sleeping soundly. On promising that I will burn the letters on his behalf, I brought the letters outside, but couldnt help opening the letters before they turn to ash.

And one of the letters broke my heart....

Dear Mummy,

I miss you so much! Today, there was a 'Talent Show' in school, and the school invited all mothers for the show. But you are not around, so I did not want to participate as well. I did not tell Dad about it as I was afraid that Dad would start to cry and miss you all over again. Dad went around looking for me, but in order to hide my sadness, I sat in front of the computer and started playing games at one of the shops. Dad was furious, and he couldnt help it but scolded and hit me, but I did not tell him the real reason.

Mummy, everyday I see Dad missing you and whenever he think of you, he is so sad and often hide and cry in his room. I think we both miss you very, very much. Too much for our own good I think. But Mummy, I am starting to forget your face. Can you please appear in my dreams so that I can see your face and remember you?

I heard that if you fall asleep with the photograph of the person whom you miss, you will see the person in your dreams. But mummy, why havent you appear?

After reading the letter, I can't stop sobbing, 'cos I can never replace the irreplaceable gap left behind by my wife....

The YAS Hotel and the World’s Largest LED Project is Complete!!

2 thumbs and toes up for this project. its totally awesome!!!

Give 8-year-old rape victim, Na-Young, the justice she deserves!

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guess what's this!
ans: the view outside my hotel

when i showed bf this picture, he took the camera and took a photo of the wall. it has no differnce from the view at all.

i'm eventually back from my 3days retreat. when i say "eventually" it is actually "FINALLY." i'm so much happier to be back in sg. its not that the trip was boring. its just that the hours of travelling can kill me to death. i was very excited on my way up as i have not been there since ages hence, the car sick wasn't still that bad. it was on when there were corners up the mountain that i actually have the urge to vomit. of course, the excitement on arriving helps the urge to subside. however, the last day was a hell for me, all i want is to get back to sg as soon as possible the moment i came down for the mountain, yet to realise, its 6 more hours drive to reach.

i spend very little on this trip. really little. breakfast, lunch and dinner was provided for us for the 3 days, theme park was tuck cheap 'cause the counter girl was dumb. real stupid. i bought almost 600 there and most of them when to casino. the killer! the whole group won quite a lot initally, yet lost them all on the last day. good experience in the casino though. i love french boule even though i gave almost all my money to it.

genting was pretty boring i should say. there's nothing to do there other than casino! when i need a break from the casino, i don't even know where to go to, ended up, we walked the whole genting.

speaking about the casino, the only time when the guard didn't check me was when LB brought us in. i was kinda happy that they didn't check me. we went into the vip room and i wanted to leave that place fast. the bets on the table are more than my pay la! damn. SO, we went in like 10 times without LB and i got check 6 times by the same guard.

the rides in theme park was so-so after trying out the suicidal alike ride. i scream the hell outta me for that ride. i seriously felt like biting my own tongue to die when it start to move up. hell yeah, i had nightmare for 2 days after that ride. FML.

lastly, i have to emphasise on this : I HATE THE SERVICE IN MALAYSIA! i have been complaining thoughout the whole trip. its serious crap.

ps: will be back with pictures. no promises though. but fb for sure! =)

when i said the brothers were damn siao on, this is how siao on they were to carry gerald. hahaha!

I WANT ALL THE PHOTOS FROM THE WEDDING LEHHH!!! 'CAUSE I LOOK BETTER IN THOSE POWERFUL CAMERA!

Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that’s just fabulous.

head down for the wedding right after dbl o. POWER! this is ho with his drunken face!

and yes. if you happened to see this sliver limo yesterday at vivo, keppal bay, orchard, grand hyatt and clementi, you might saw me laughing at you inside, along with some of the sisters and brothers. its really funny when you see those people reaction when they saw a limo. same reaction-head turned, with the wow expression. well, there was one really childish fuck who pointed middle finger.

anyhow, yesterday was realllllllly great though i slept for a total of only 5 hours since thursday. oh well, i looked like crap in the morning. worst for the night dinner. the makeup artist did my make up as if i can make the makeup last for 10 years. i'm really not into thick makeup. should have done the makeup myself. =( i'll feel more comfortable.

the bully part for the brothers were really fun. video played in the night really made me laugh and the most embarrassing part of the video was when i asked for ang baos. the video man make that part repeat 3 times and i looked like so desperate for money. oh oh, the brothers also damn siao on. ask them do what they do what. steady, never chiong in. they even walked to the kopitiam with this attire,

HAHAHAHA. seriously make me wanna roll on the floor and laugh la!

the bed in hyatt was way to shiok for me to not fall asleep. here goes to two pictures of my ugly make up. one with my cuite little superstars and the other on was with bf yet the main focus was not on us. check it out,

Nice facial expression of the auntie and cool eyes from the little girl.

I'M SCAREDDDDD!!

because so many things are going around me, yet you have no idea about them. what worse is you are not paying attention to me. we are in a situation whereby noone is gonna give in to each other. we are hating each other. i swore to myself, i ain't gonna be the one giving in this time. what are we fighting for now?

Positive Thinking Ideas

Smile - Wherever and whenever you can. The one thing in life that we should be infinitely generous in is in giving out our smiles. In addition to putting yourself in a positive state, you will also positively affect the people around you as well.

Read positive, motivational books or quotes - This is a fast and convenient way to put yourself in a positive state of mind.

Call a friend - Give an old friend a call and make it a point to talk only about positive things.

Get out of your usual environment - Go to the park or anywhere that is nice and peaceful. By being in a new or not frequently visited environment, you will not be affected by any negative association that you may have with a certain place, i.e. your office.

Work on your goal setting or review the goals that you have set.

Listen to uplifting and positive music - Well selected classical music or movie soundtracks will usually do the trick.

Read motivational and positive stories - For example, books like Chicken Soup For The Soul. Or just do a search on the internet for motivational stories.

Exercise - working out can encourage a positive state of mind. It helps to release stress and puts you in a heightened state of awareness which induces positive thinking.

Creative expression - creative expression through activities such as writing/journaling, drawing, painting, playing musical instruments, dancing, photography and others can encourage positive thinking. Take up lessons or regularly set aside some time for these activities.

Sing and dance along to your favorite song.

Enjoy a nice cup of afternoon tea or evening wine while putting on some soothing music in the background.


i'm actually doing most of them to keep my days a better and meaningful ones. you might wanna try them too.

Chuck: I thought you said you were going home?
Blair: Changed my mind.
Chuck: Well if i’d known, I would have come sooner. Did you ever find Brandeis?
Blair: Yes. We’re not friends anymore.
But that’s okay, I have you. That’s all I need.

Ever have that one person in your life that you just can’t give up on; the one person who can screw you over and over, time after time, yet you always seem to give them another chance? And no matter how many times you say this is the last one, you know that’s a lie because there’s always just one more chance waiting for them. The one person you know you’re better off without but yet you can’t find a way to let them go because deep down inside, you wouldn’t know what to do without them. The one person you know who doesn’t deserve you, but yet you choose to over look it because you love him.

we were walking around ion in search for our dinner which favour to be japanese. ended up, i stood outside a jap restaurant just beside the hongkong cafe. we looked at the menu and stared at it blankly and said, "i think hongkong cafe is the best." which i was supposed to be talking to ho. i turned around and he disappear. seriously, what the fuck. he was totally out of my sight. i was practically talking to the menu. guess what, i saw him laughing hard at me at a corner and he was so happy seeing me not able to find him. FML man.

second thing that happened. i was really very kind. i told him if the bill is more than 35, i will pay, if its less than that, he will be paying. BUT he changed to, if its more than 35 he will be paying. since he insist that the bill will cost less than 35. fine, i said to myself. so, we asked for the bill and the waiter handed him the bill. guess what now, ho proudly asked the waiter to hand the bill over to be. FHL. the moment i saw the bill i laughed hard at him and passed it over to him. and his expression was "FML."

Anyone can easily walk away from somebody else. Nobody is forced to stay; we all have choices. The real test is if someone would rather stay with you, even though walking away could be so much easier.

Silly Question We Can't Answer

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Love. Easy word to spell. Easy word to say. Most people throw around the word “love” like it’s nothing. But it’s definitely something. It’s that “I can live without you, but I just don’t want to” kind of feeling that you get when you see that special someone. It’s more than romance, more than the exchange of sweet words. It’s the feeling of holding hands, soft kisses on the cheek, knowing that no matter what you’re going through in life, no matter how you’re feeling, that special someone will always be there to brighten your day, to know how to make you smile in their own special way. Don’t throw the word “love” around like it’s nothing, cause it’s everything. Never tell someone you love them when you don’t. Wait for that special someone, the one person that makes “love” what it is.

the after effect of "kiss leh, kiss lah" and martell.

Love

Didn’t even knew what love meant before he appeared in my life. Only know I understand that great love does not consist neither of dependency to a person, nor of selfishness, but is much more than this. It is like when you immerse in the eternity of your own soul, in that place which you think belong only to toy, but where you meet the other. Only there you feel him deep look and you realize that you are eternally present in his soul and in his most private parts of his being. You realise that nothing matters, not to cry, not to shout. You realize that everything there is and everything there will be does not even exist, are not worth the smallest leaf which fell from the tree of the live of each one of us. And then you feel the need to touch the soul with your hand, to embrace it, to feel its breath, to know it closer to you than you are yourself. You want to kiss it, to share your entire life with it.

Love has such an impact that you understand that it is much above what you call life, Then you realise that no matter how much you try to embrace it, and kiss it, and feel its breath, all that can never be done, because you kill kiss only the man, you will feel his breath and embrace it. You will realize that that soul will be much above your life. As you are above his. You will understand that being with that soul is not possible through caresses, not word, nor kisses, but much more, though an unprecedented torment that you will not be able to sustain, no matter how much you want it, as it is so painfully sweet, a consuming fire that will burn in you in all the eternal moment of your life.

This is our life, the life of the soul mates, of always seeking one another and when they find each other they consume with the love of their love.

my favourite song. what a fab dance.

Every girl has that one boy, that they’ll never get over. That one guy who makes you laugh all the time. The one who gives you butterflies just when someone mentions his name. That one who remembers all the stupid things you say and reminds you about it months from now. The one who has his name written all over your heart. The one whom you compare to everyone. The one you never get sick of talking or hearing about. The one you cry over and over about. The one everyone thinks you can do better than. The one you ask why her and not me. The one when you first saw him you knew you loved him. The one that in some way ends up not being yours.

my finger is bleeding now because of my itchy hand. and the old folks say, "if you bleed at 12am, the bleeding will not stop." so, its just a very minor and its seems like a big hu-ha. bf ho even wanted to send me to hospital. SIAO RIGHT. well, seems pretty well after transforming my lady finger into an elephant's leg.

You say that love is nonsense.

I tell you it is no such thing. For weeks and months it is a steady physical pain, an ache about the heart, never leaving one, by night or by day; a long strain on one's nerves like toothache or rheumatism, not intolerable at any one instant, but exhausting by its steady drain on the strength.

i don't understand why famous blogger always advertise this and that and they state that readers can state their name for more discounts and so on.

but i happened to came across one who said she went to see a doctor and do state her name when the reader visit the clinic.

the funny thing here is, THERE WILL NOT BE ANY DISCOUNT EVEN IF YOU STATE YOUR NAME TO THE NURSES OR THE DOCTORS. ITS FIX PRICE. she happened to go over to the clinic that i have been there for 10 over years. almost my entire family is the doctor's friends/patient. Most of my last min decison, i can even cut queue. but the price is fixed. there are no other ways of discounts. not even for facial and spa.

so, tell me now, what's the point of telling "her" name to the doctor? maybe she wants benefits for herself. maybe she need fame.

i find it funny though.

imagine someone went up to the doctor and said, i'm introduced by this blogger and the doctor goes, "who's that?"

Good relationships balance over time. This means that at any particular point in time, the relationship may appear quite unbalanced: one partner may be more nurturing; one may be more needy; one may be providing all the financial support, etc. But if both partners are loving, understanding, giving, dedicated and flexible, then the relationship can handle all kinds of ups and downs, and still be strong, exciting and romantic. The best relationships are well balanced. Not a delicate balance, not a static balance, but a dynamic ever-changing balance.

— Gregory Godek

OH MY GOD!

12 Accidental Deaths You Won't Believe

Believe me, you will say, OH MY GOD!

I WANNA GO THRER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Salar de Uyuni (Bolivia): the world's largest salt desert

The Salar is one of the iconic images of Bolivia, a massive salt desert in the middle of the Altiplano. It is an expansive, virtually flat desert that reflects the sun in such a way as to create a mirror effect with the sky. There are several lakesin the desert with strange colours from the mineral deposits in the region.

Some 40,000 years ago, the area was part of Lake Minchin, a giant prehistoric lake. When the lake dried, it left behind two modern lakes, Poopó Lake and Uru Uru Lake, and two major salt deserts, Salar de Coipasa and the larger Uyuni. Uyuni is roughly 25 times the size of the Bonneville Salt Flats in the United States. It is estimated to contain 10 billion tons of salt, from which less than 25,000 tons is extracted annually.

(Link 1 | Link 2)

Lençóis Maranhenses (Brazil): a ‘desert' with lagoons

It seems incredible, but in a country that keeps around 30% of the fresh water and shelters the largest rain forest in the world, we can find a “desert”. Located in the State of Maranhão, on the north shore of Brazil, the Lençóis Maranhenses National Park is an area of about 300 square kilometers (155,000 ha) of blinding white dunes and deep blue lagoons, forming one of the most beautiful and unique places in the world. The dunes invade the continent over 50km (31 miles) from the cost, creating a landscape that reminds awhite bed sheet, when seen from above.

But you may ask: -Lagoons?? You told me it was a desert… Yes, what defers this region from a desert is the amount of rain that drops over the dunes, creating ponds of crystal clear water on the depression between dunes. Despite its desert-like appearance, Lençóis Maranhenses records an annual rainfall of 1,600mm (i.e. 62.9 inches), 300 times more than in the Sahara. During the period of drought, the lagoons evaporate and become completely dried. After the rainy season, the lagoons are home of many species of fish, turtles and clams. The mystery in this story lies in the fact that when the lagoons fill up, life comes back, as if they had never left the place. One of the hypotheses to explain the phenomenon is that the eggs of the fish and crabs are maintained alive in the sand, exploding when rain comes back.

(Link | Photo)


(Soure)

Mad

She’s staring at me,
I’m sitting, wondering what she’s thinking.
Mmmmm
Nobody’s talking,
‘Cause talking just turns into screaming.
Ohhh…
And now is I’m yelling over her,
She’s yelling over me.
All that that means
Is neither of us is listening,
And what’s even worse.
That we don’t even remember why were fighting.


So true, we don't even remember what we are fighting about. But i know what i'm fighting with you for.

iphone is pretty much of a favorite now. i'm starting to have likings for it but not to the extend. i feel like a total noob while using it. i got my iphone cracked the next day i got it. without exploring it, i received many msges. i didn't reply any at that time because i don't know how to get the keyboard appear. it was till evening time when bossy came back that i asked him how to msg. and hell, he replied many nonsense to my bf. lucky, its my bf and not my buyer.

the terrible thing was, it was only yesterday that i realise i can serve the web on iphone and not only log on to facebook. i felt like a fool after bossy taught me how to. it was so easy.

but today, i did something i'm proud of. VERY PROUD INDEED. I HELPED MY DAD TO HACK HIS IPHONE AND ALSO DOWNLOADED ALL THE NEEDED APPLICATION. AM I SMART OR WHAT? come again, AM I SMART OR WHAT!

geehees.

recently, there some kind of unseen facebook war going on my facebook and its gonna last for a long time because we got new plans for the war!

oh oh, wait up. i found something really cute! check this webby out -> 10 of world's greatest job.

maybe, you might wanna take a look here too.

on an extremely light note, we might we going overseas for a break soon! maybe dec or jan. OR MAYBE NEXT MONTH! and and, bossy said they might organize a team trip to genting, for a short break and also to try our luck!

ho is posting out real soon. let's see how many people he can catch! =)

bye people. stop peeping. mind your own business. AND TGIF!

My Dearest Allie. I couldn’t sleep last night because I know that it’s over between us. I’m not bitter anymore, because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I’ll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from each other and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that’s what you’ve given me. That’s what I hope to give to you forever. I love you. I’ll be seeing you. Noah

- The NoteBook.

dad: hi, i got a miss call. who is this?
me: regina.
dad: from where?
me: i'm from global. and you are?
dad: i'm daddy. what is is regrading?
me: oh, HI DAVID, do you have any EA in Pasir Ris?
dad: HUH? what are you talking about?
*i paused for a moment*
me: OH DADDY AH? aiyo. i still thought who!

Day 1 with iphone.

i just got my iphone like an hour ago and i have not touched it eversince the lady pack it back after i checked it. normally, for all my cellphones, i'm very excited to use them. sadly, not for iphone. i regretted buying it. prolly its just something i always wanted and when i have the ability to own it, i get sick of it and it lost its purpose for being special.

and now, my iphone is on the other side of the room and i still don't bother to go open it and test it. am i crazy or what?

frankly, this afternoon i was still pretty excited about it. yet, now, when i own it, i want blackberry. IT WAS WHEN TOMTOM SAID IPHONE IS GOOD, i decided to head out with my dad for the iphone since daddy is gonna get one. however, ended up, i'm the only on getting the phone as dad's dumb company hasn't been paying his bills which outstand to the amout of almost $900.

so, i blamed tom for giving me that bloody rush for iphone. i hate him now. but he told me that if i go aussie and look for him, HE WILL GIVE ME HIS BLACKBERRY.

I THINK I'M INSANE.

NOW I WANT BLACKBERRY ALREADY LOR! ANYONE WANNA BUY MY IPHONE THAT I ONLY TOUCHED IT FOR LIKE 30 OR LESS SECONDS?!

You say girls are confusing? Nice try. Girls are the easiest to understand. We want love. We want trust. We want everything most guys lack. We want someone to change for us. We want them to accept the fact that sometimes we forget to shave. We want someone who doesn’t put drugs or alcohol before us. We want back rubs. We want you to give us flowers. We want you to hold our hand. We want you to be able to have sex with us for the beauty, not just because you want it. We all just want our own prince charming. Its that simple.

If she loves you, if she really loves you, you’ll know it. If you can wake up to her staring at you and it’s not even mildly creepy, if you catch her smelling the shoulder of the hooded sweatshirt you lent her for an autumn walk at the beach, and not for B.O., if she makes you a pancake in the shape of a shark, if she calls you drunkenly at four in the morning “to talk,” if she laughs at your jokes when they’re funny and makes fun of you when they’re not, if she keeps her fridge stocked with Guinness tallboys for when you come over, if she tells you how she wishes she were closer to her sister and that her dad makes her sad: She loves you, of course she loves you.

Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because they love you for who you are. The things that seem insignificant to most people such as a note, song or walk become invaluable treasures kept safe in your heart to cherish forever. Memories of your childhood come back and are so clear and vivid it’s like being young again. Colours seem brighter and more brilliant. Laughter seems part of daily life where before it was infrequent or didn’t exist at all. A phone call or two during the day helps to get you through a long day’s work and always brings a smile to your face. In their presence, there’s no need for continuous conversation, but you find you’re quite content in just having them nearby. Things that never interested you before become fascinating because you know they are important to this person who is so special to you. You think of this person on every occasion and in everything you do. Simple things bring them to mind like a pale blue sky, gentle wind or even a storm cloud on the horizon. You open your heart knowing that there’s a chance it may be broken one day and in opening your heart, you experience a love and joy that you never dreamed possible. You find that being vulnerable is the only way to allow your heart to feel true pleasure that’s so real it scares you. You find strength in knowing you have a true friend and possibly a soul mate who will remain loyal to the end. Life seems completely different, exciting and worthwhile. Your only hope and security is in knowing that they are a part of your life.

— Bob Marley

That's Love.

When you want to spend every waking moment of every single day with him, and no matter what you’re doing, even if you feel like crap, you want to share it with him. When you think of him before you think of yourself, or anything else for that matter. When you want him to know every little thing about you, and you want to know everything about him. When you want to be able to finish his sentences and him finish yours. When you’re willing to make yourself miserable looking at cars, or some guy thing he’s interested in, just to be him with, to have that extra moment with him that you would not have had otherwise. When he is all that you think of, dream of, and you don’t care about anything else but him… that’s love.

And that's me!

I hope that someday, you find an amazing girl. The kind of girl who means everything to you and makes you want to spend every moment of your time with her. The kind of girl who keeps you up at night, just thinking about her beautiful smile, and when you finally fall asleep, she’s all you dream about. I hope she’s the first thing to cross your mind when you wake up in the morning. I hope she changes you in a way you could never understand, yet you know it`s for the better. I hope she’s the kind of girl you would die for. The kind of girl who could make you cry, even though you’d never admit it. The kind of girl who makes you want to go out and do something special, something that means everything to the both of you. The kind of girl you can have silly fights with, then kiss and make up and hold her in your arms like you`re falling in love all over again. I hope you make memories with her you never forget. I hope she’s your world, and what you have with her is nothing less than perfection.

kids, we are still together. just in case you all are curious. geehees.

20Things

1. A man won’t let go if he really loves you.
Do not hold on to someone who has let go of you. He does not love you and does not value having you. Believe me, he will not let go if he really loves you. There is another reason he is not willing to tell.

2. Do not look for reasons why he ended the relationship.
There is only one reason why he ended your relationship. He just does not love you. Do not waste your time thinking of reasons or what you should have done. Move on and be open to a man who will truly love you.

3. Do not get hang up on your past.
Do not nag or distrust your current boyfriend just because your ex hurt you. Do not treat him or the relationship the same way. Do not compare. He will not react the same way as your ex. Do not be worried that your simple mistakes will cause him to look for another girl. What happened with your ex was not your fault. It was not because you didn’t guard him enough or you didn’t make him happy
enough.

4. Do not look into images.
How many times have you met a girl who didn’t have the best image in school or at the office, but you get to know the girl and found out she was actually extremely nice? Do not rely on images. Oftentimes, it is far from reality. Do not fear men just because your “supposedly” perfect ex-boyfriend mistreated you.

5. Always have your own set of rules.
Set your limits on how far you’d go for a guy. It’s perfectly ok to give and do everything as long as it’s worth it. And it’s worth it if the guy is treating you right.

6. Do not be scared to lose him.
Don’t be scared that he’ll break up with you. Once you are afraid of losing him, you easily can be taken advantage. Be strong and if something is unacceptable, do not accept it and speak up.

7. Avoid calling your guy.
It’s a guy thing. The relationship will definitely be better if it’s the guy who’s calling, not the girl. He will get tired of you if you keep on calling. He will lose interest and challenge. More so, he will get annoyed. But it’s a girl thing also that your fingers get too itchy until you dial his number. But avoid as much as possible. Call only if really needed (like checking if your suspicions are reasonable).

8. There is a guy who will value you.
There is a guy out there who can make you feel valued, appreciated, and loved. And I mean, not just during your first few weeks together. So don’t lose hope. Don’t settle for a lesbian if you are not attracted to women. There is a man out there who can love you like a girl can.
Also, do not believe him when he says it’s just the way he really is. He’s not the sweet or expressive-type. Remember during your first few weeks together? Where has that sweet guy gone? He simply is not that into you anymore.

9. Always be the only one, no matter what.
Do not ever fall for a guy who has another girl, be it his wife, girlfriend, or any girl that he says he just can’t get rid of for whatever reason. If you truly believe that he loves you and for some reason, he can’t leave or let go of another girl, then you are no different from any ordinary mistress.

10. He must respect you.
No matter how long the relationship has been, he should always show respect towards you.

11. If he fooled you, end it.
Philandering once is enough. You can never trust nor respect the person again.

12. Never start a relationship the wrong way.
Do not steal another girl’s man, for whatever reason. Nor should you enter a relationship for the wrong reasons (loneliness, on the rebound, getting back at your ex, man-dependency, etc.) it is bound not to last. You will only end up wasting more years of your life.

13. Do not force yourself into a relationship.
Do not get into a relationship just because your friends are getting impatient with your dating escapades and the one hasn’t come yet. Do not choose who to say yes to based on superficial things like money, looks, cars, etc.. If you are even thinking of these things, you have not fallen in love yet.

14. Do not settle.
If you are not happy anymore with your relationship, break up instantly. He will not stay with you forever no matter how upright he might seem to be. Eventually, he will also want love and happiness in his life.

15. A relationship has to have love.
Love is the only thing that will push you to give your efforts into making the relationship work. And believe me, keeping a relationship requires genuine efforts of both parties.

16. Don’t be afraid to be single.
It’s fun to be single, try it. You can go out whenever and wherever you want. You are free. You can date whomever you want and you get to go out for free! Do not get a boyfriend just for the sake of having one. Do not settle.

17. Be a good girl.
Be a good girl to attract a good guy. Enter the relationship with sincere intentions. Take the guy and the relationship seriously with the plan of spending the rest of your life with that person (of course, this is after you had your bit of fun in your younger years). If you compare your flings from your real relationships, you will know that the latter makes you happier and more fulfilled.

18. Love without limits.
Whether you loved and gave everything or loved but held out for some things, if the relationship ends, you still get hurt. But if you gave your everything, you were happy and you could say that it was worth it. If you didn’t give your all, you get hurt for nothing.

19. You will get over him.
Love is over-stated. Love eventually ends and you are free to love another.

20. Be the one.
Act like you are the one. Don’t be a nagger. Don’t hinder his gimmicks. Don’t give in to him too easily. Make him treat you as important. Don’t be easy. Don’t be like every other girl he had in his life.

friday,
his mum: where are you going?
him: go out. *left the house*
*i walked out of the room*
his mum: where he go?
me: he go drink with his friends.
his mum: ????? why you never go?
me: oh, i got to work tomorrow.

saturday,
his mum: why you never come home last night?
him: i stay at my gf's place.
his mum: ???? i thought she never go?
me: geehees.

Love is when he touches me and I become weak. Love is when he stops what he’s doing so he can look over at me and smile. Love is when he knocks into me just to see me smile back at him. It’s when I can’t be angry with him longer than five seconds. It’s the feeling I get whenever I think about him, and knows that he gets that feeling too. It’s when I can feel him stare at me from across the room. Its when he listens to everything I have to say even when I’m rambling. It’s when he jokingly tells me he loves me but really does mean it. Love is when he sits beside me when there are ten other available seats. Love is how nobody ever makes me the feel the way he does. It’s when he offers me his coat even if it means he would freeze. Its when he says he’ll never leave me. When he sticks up for me. When he offers up his seat. When he sits in my lap just to get a laugh. Love is when I can remember everything he has ever said or did. Love is when I couldn’t possibly stop the feelings I have for him even though I have tried so hard. Love is when he keeps coming back because neither of us can get enough. Its when he would never be out of line with me or hurt my feelings intentionally. Love is him and me, just him and me.

oh dear! i have to interview the 20 weird people who call today tomorrow. and many of them did piss me off the phone today! i gave them damn annoying tone of voice BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WOULDN'T BE DOING THE INTERVIEW TOMORROW! i have too say, there are seriously many weird singaporeans. what causes all these? stress? society?

damn. it's gonna be a really very very busy weekend. =(

have to plan my advertisement for saturday. it's not easy to do a good advertisement that can catch all the buyers eyes. furthermore, the listings are so little now. i'm going crazy. it's so scary at the thought of it.

till then,
XOXO

we looked at each other and we keep looking at the features of the other party. we ended up scratching our heads and question marks surrounded us. after 2 delicious years, we still insist that the eyes of public has major unclear visions.

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING WE LOOK ALIKE?! why?

pictures and our features don't even look alike. they don't even tally any single bit. we can lie to people that we are siblings and no one will have any doubts.

one of his friends even believed that we are siblings and stare fiercely at the guy who told him we were couple.

since this is so, i decided that we should tell people we are siblings and the public will start to say, "huh? are you both really siblings? 'cause you two don't look alike."

oh oh, this is me with short hair. hehe. love it. everyone says i look good with it. well, most importantly my family and bf said "CHIO." i don't care a single shit even if my best boss who never gives any compliment about me said i still look fugly/terrible or like shit/crap. I DON'T CARE. 'cause he just doesn't wanna boost my ego.

oh well oh well, i know how much you are dying to have a short hair after looking at my picture.

till then,
you know you love me.

VERY SUPER DUPER HAPPY to be back with MAG! geehees. one of the best day of my life. i always tell people that leaving them previously was like a break-up. i actually cried. (this is embarrassing.) now, back with them, it's like we have patched up. weehee. it's really good to see everyone in office. glad they missed me much.

anyhow, plans changed. can't wait for new plans to proceed. BUT, i'll be very much busy than previously. oh well, i'm better motivated now because of better schemes. hehe.

i love the way of life i have with MAG which not many PA can achieve that kind of relationship.

anyhow, busy work life, here i come.

chanel, i'll be there. so, close close close.

and and, any agt who doesn't wanna co-broke with me, watch it. i'll remember you. BUT, i ain't gonna be as stupid as you. I WELCOME CO-BROKING.

PLEASE CALL ME. =D

Graduated!

many thanks to you people for bringing such great memories. being there through boring lectures and stressful assignments and exams. despite all these, the fun we had can never ever be replaced. love you people, BSc 9. tons of misses.

oh, wait up. i'll be blogging about my 7th month encounter when it comes to the 8th! so, stay tune peeps. cheers.

hi peeps, i'm back! i have been happily blogging at another page. i can stay up the whole day just to blog! i swear. that's the best webby i could ever ever be at!

oh, its kinda sad to see the number of readers declining after i said i won't be blogging here. aww, that sad. so, to make you people come back, i decided to blog now!

since i'm pretty bored now. geehees.

anyhow, i'm commencing the final countdown.. this friday will be my last paper of my life time. so, i'll just endure and do my part in getting a minimum grade B for the last paper. if its a B, i'll be in second upper! geehees. kinda excited about it though. BUT, its tuesday now, and i have not started on any question yet! heh. what's more, i'm going shopping tomorrow with niffer! so sinful.

=)

can't believe i'm graduating like friday! even having buffet for graduation party. AQ and i swore that we will be wearing nicely on that day. but i asked her, "what's the point of us wearing so nice and we have the-only-2-hours-of-sleep looks?"

okay, there's one funny thing about my previous IM paper. i left the examination room feeling relaxing, but my coordinator asked me to sit on the sofa so i can relax while waiting for the rest. the longer i sat, the more i get sleepy so i decided to stand outside the room and wait! to my horror, there were more students having that t 2-hours-of-sleep look! i thought i was the only one. lucky me, i was not the only one who looked so ugly on that day. =D

okay, i'm not going to blog about my bf and i now. but that doesn't mean that we are not together okay. so, don't think too much kids. that's because i blogged to much on that better place.

and now, i'm going back to that place to blog again! geehees. see, i'm addicted to blogging after i been there.

till then,
xoxo.

Cakes!

Sharon Wee Creations

i wanna learn to bake these!!! i wanna do it for my family and bf! somebody, teach me please!