Ah beng's flyers that make you laugh your ass off. Such a disgrace.

Dearest Seller, my husband is Singaporean, i am hongkong "PR" getting married soon. Becos i always travel, i must buy a flat/apt near my parents. I can pay CASH $10,000-$60,000 above value and buying FULL CASH$$$. Or if you know anyone want to sell, call me - pay $1,000 referal fees 96722061 Ms Leo (No Agt)

1) near my parents - telling sellers that they got grant.
2) pay cash above value
3) full cash - if you're paying full cash, you don't have to care the cash abv value.
4) referral fees - no buyer will give referral fee. stupid or what.
5) no agt - this is so stupid.

OH SO STUPID. wonder people are saying that agt have no standard because of such losers in this line.


next,

Due to my seller suddenly refused to sell his flat to us and we had already sold our flat. we are now VERY URGENTLY looking to buy another unit in your estate. we are willing to pay cash $15k-$45k for the right unit. pls call us if you have intention to sell your unit. MR/MRS TAN

1) english sucks
2) cap lock for very urgently is crap
3) pay cash $15k-$45k for the right unit - nonsense, buyer will only say our budget is up to $45k.

OH MY GOD!